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Monday, March 31, 2008

Jane Doe Abused By On Duty Police Officer

In other news:

  • A local resident was repeatedly harassed by several hydrashock bullets. One entered his spleen, while two invaded his left lung and heart.
  • Police Chief not getting along with city commissioners.