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What Should've Happened During Mr. Murray's Testimony In The Nuesse Civil Service Hearing

Nuesse's Parking Ticket Inquisition Interrupted

Doh!

No Beatle Bailey?

If you were wondering why Beatle Bailey was not included in today's edition of the Sandusky Register. We have the answer: Today's Beatle Bailey was politically charged and Doug Phares couldn't bring himself to publish it. Phares is afraid of alienating readers with the new Obama-era contrite Beetle Bailey.

Today's Beatle Bailey that Matt Westerhold and Doug Phares were too coward to print:

Register Overhauls Commenting System

Boy With Boot Getting Sick And Tired

SR's New Commenting System

If the web traffic spike is a result of disguntled SR readers fleeing from their new commenting system, follow this link to an open forum which allows completely anonymous comments. (Anonymity will be allowed unless the comments get out of control like they did on the Register's site.)

Mumbai Gets Perspective On Terror Attacks

Intellectual Dishonesty At Nuesse Witch Trial

Sanders: Doesn't Mean To Sound Presumptious, Pompous, Arrogant

Presumptious, pompous, arrogant original piece here.

Snow Fell Last Night

S A N D U S K Y

"Lots of snow fell last night," said anyone you talked to this morning. "I still have to do some shovelling," said the same person.

For more information stick your head out the window.

Former Perkins Chief Testifies At Nuesse Witch Trial

Former City Manager Testifies At Nuesse Civil Service Trial

Sandusky Regurgitator Wins AP Award For Best Headlines

The Sandusky Regurgitator has been honored for several awards over the past year: We usually bring home the AP award for best editorial cartoons, best photography, and best newspaper to work for straight out of college. But this year, we have been adorned with a new award:

The AP Ohio's top honor for best headlines for a small town newspaper.

"The Sandusky Regurgitator has consistently come up with riveting, inciteful, yet tasteful headlines for upleasant topics" says Jim Stehle, Editor-In-Chief for Ohio AP. "The Regurgitator captures, in a most graceful way, what it means to be a newspaper."

To honor those who honor us, here are two examples of our award winning headlines:

Sandusky City Manager Diagnosed With Mysterious Skin Condition

S A N D U S K Y
By Tom Jackedup sanduskyregurgitator@yahoo.com

Sandusky City Manager Matt Kline has been diagnosed with a mysterious skin condition, a local doctor says, on condition of anonymity.

"Mr. Kline said that the skin on his hands were bothering him for the last few weeks," said the doctor, "he said that a rash had developed on his fingers and the back of his hands."

Skin conditions of this nature can sometimes flare up in times of stress, said the anonymous doctor. "I told Mr. Kline to avoid rubbing [his hands] together excessively, no matter how nervous or on edge he feels."

For more information continue reading the Sandusky Regurgitator.

Sandusky City Manager Matt Kline is seen here rubbing his hands together with feverish intensity during his testimony at the civil service trial of fired police chief Kim Nuesse.

Matthews For PPD Chief?

Do you think the above anonymous comment was made by Al Matthews himself?
	Yes, pretty likely.
	No way. Many Perkins residents would make an impassioned plea on Matthews's behalf by referring to him as an "up and comer."
	No. Many Perkins residents would note Matthews has only filed 1 lawsuit. (as if clearing up that fact matters to anyone other than Matthews.)
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State Law Enforcement Warns Party-Goers

Sandusky To Sell Tommy Gun

(Hat tip to 'Tommy Boy' for the idea)

Your Christmas Wish List

New Years Poll

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This is some weather we're having isn't it?
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Caption Contest: What's On Your Mind Dennis?

Dennis Murray testifies at a Nuesse civil service hearing.

Submit captions to sanduskyregurgitator@yahoo.com. Winning caption will be turned into a Regurgitator cartoon and posted later this week.

Sandusky Has Spoken: Study Cost Of Ice Rink

Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

The Many Uses Of The Helmet Cam

Criminals, act now. (Thanks to Hy-Miler for this timely report.)