Welcome To Sandusky Regurgitator News...Regurgitator installs new commenting system. It's about fricken time...Judge Joseph Cirigliano orders Regurgitator Managing Editor to write favorable editorials about him. "Today I'm using my power to find out why you don't like me Mr. Westerhold," Cirigliano said before smacking his gavel repeatedly like a child with a new Bob the Builder hammer....LOCAL WEATHER REPORT: It just snowed. For more information put your head out a window....

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

New Site Location

Unbelievably, the Sandusky Register has invited the Regurgitator to post directly onto sanduskyregister.com

Click on the logo to visit the new site.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

What Should've Happened During Mr. Murray's Testimony In The Nuesse Civil Service Hearing

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Nuesse's Parking Ticket Inquisition Interrupted

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

No Beatle Bailey?

If you were wondering why Beatle Bailey was not included in today's edition of the Sandusky Register. We have the answer: Today's Beatle Bailey was politically charged and Doug Phares couldn't bring himself to publish it. Phares is afraid of alienating readers with the new Obama-era contrite Beetle Bailey.

Today's Beatle Bailey that Matt Westerhold and Doug Phares were too coward to print:

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Register Overhauls Commenting System

Boy With Boot Getting Sick And Tired

Monday, January 26, 2009

SR's New Commenting System

If the web traffic spike is a result of disguntled SR readers fleeing from their new commenting system, follow this link to an open forum which allows completely anonymous comments. (Anonymity will be allowed unless the comments get out of control like they did on the Register's site.)

Monday, January 19, 2009

Mumbai Gets Perspective On Terror Attacks

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Intellectual Dishonesty At Nuesse Witch Trial

Sanders: Doesn't Mean To Sound Presumptious, Pompous, Arrogant

Presumptious, pompous, arrogant original piece here.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Snow Fell Last Night


"Lots of snow fell last night," said anyone you talked to this morning. "I still have to do some shovelling," said the same person.

For more information stick your head out the window.

Former Perkins Chief Testifies At Nuesse Witch Trial

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Former City Manager Testifies At Nuesse Civil Service Trial

Sandusky Regurgitator Wins AP Award For Best Headlines

The Sandusky Regurgitator has been honored for several awards over the past year: We usually bring home the AP award for best editorial cartoons, best photography, and best newspaper to work for straight out of college. But this year, we have been adorned with a new award:

The AP Ohio's top honor for best headlines for a small town newspaper.

"The Sandusky Regurgitator has consistently come up with riveting, inciteful, yet tasteful headlines for upleasant topics" says Jim Stehle, Editor-In-Chief for Ohio AP. "The Regurgitator captures, in a most graceful way, what it means to be a newspaper."

To honor those who honor us, here are two examples of our award winning headlines:

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Sandusky City Manager Diagnosed With Mysterious Skin Condition

By Tom Jackedup sanduskyregurgitator@yahoo.com

Sandusky City Manager Matt Kline has been diagnosed with a mysterious skin condition, a local doctor says, on condition of anonymity.

"Mr. Kline said that the skin on his hands were bothering him for the last few weeks," said the doctor, "he said that a rash had developed on his fingers and the back of his hands."

Skin conditions of this nature can sometimes flare up in times of stress, said the anonymous doctor. "I told Mr. Kline to avoid rubbing [his hands] together excessively, no matter how nervous or on edge he feels."

For more information continue reading the Sandusky Regurgitator.

Sandusky City Manager Matt Kline is seen here rubbing his hands together with feverish intensity during his testimony at the civil service trial of fired police chief Kim Nuesse.

Matthews For PPD Chief?

Do you think the above anonymous comment was made by Al Matthews himself?
Yes, pretty likely.
No way. Many Perkins residents would make an impassioned plea on Matthews's behalf by referring to him as an "up and comer."
No. Many Perkins residents would note Matthews has only filed 1 lawsuit. (as if clearing up that fact matters to anyone other than Matthews.)
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

State Law Enforcement Warns Party-Goers

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Sandusky To Sell Tommy Gun

(Hat tip to 'Tommy Boy' for the idea)

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Your Christmas Wish List

Saturday, December 27, 2008

New Years Poll

Welcome to the Sandusky Regurgitator: We have our fingers on the pulse of the community by featuring polls on hot button issues that face Sandusky and Erie County residents!

Do you think this dress makes me look fat?
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This is some weather we're having isn't it?
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Does this sweater look good on me?
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Thanks for offering your useless opinion!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Caption Contest: What's On Your Mind Dennis?

Dennis Murray testifies at a Nuesse civil service hearing.
Submit captions to sanduskyregurgitator@yahoo.com. Winning caption will be turned into a Regurgitator cartoon and posted later this week.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Sandusky Has Spoken: Study Cost Of Ice Rink

Friday, December 19, 2008


The Many Uses Of The Helmet Cam

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Criminals, act now. (Thanks to Hy-Miler for this timely report.)