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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Picnic Table Boinking Sparks National Comedy

A Sandusky Regurgitator employee who was caught having sex with a picnic table in Bellevue has sparked what some are describing as "national" comedy. "We're using that word "national" because it seems like people across the nation are laughing about this," says Richard Koonce, a self described local activist. Both Jay Leno and David Letterman have mentioned the incident on national television with David Letterman even making the picnic table boinking the subject of his famous "top ten" list.



Even Tom Joyner, a little known radio talk show host has mentioned the incident as "something crazy white folks do with their spare time."