Dennis Murray, his highness, has agreed to donate his golden bowel movements to the city of Sandusky. The golden goblets, rendered directly from Murray's taut rectum will serve as a supplemental source of income to the city. "We are all very grateful to Mr. Murray for bestowing his golden bowel movements upon us," said newly hired city manager Matt Kline. "His golden shit certainly doesn't stink." Kline added.
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