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Monday, April 28, 2008

Some Guy Shoots Self In Butt

No shit.

Some guy shot himself in the butt. According to the Ottawa County Sheriff. "Yeah, some guy shot himself in the butt," said a sheriff's deputy.

Other names we have for the man's posterior region: The ass. His rear end. His derriere. (sp?) His pooper. The poop shoot. The backdoor. The balloon knot. The onion.

Read more about the man's butt in tomorrow's Regurgitator.