No shit.
Some guy shot himself in the butt. According to the Ottawa County Sheriff. "Yeah, some guy shot himself in the butt," said a sheriff's deputy.
Other names we have for the man's posterior region: The ass. His rear end. His derriere. (sp?) His pooper. The poop shoot. The backdoor. The balloon knot. The onion.
Read more about the man's butt in tomorrow's Regurgitator.