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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Funcrap Editor Found In Lint Trap

For the third time in a year, a Sandusky Regurgitator employee has met a tragic and untimely demise. Several months ago highly favored Regurgitator city editor Brenda Barhottie erupted into flames at a monthly staff meeting. Months before that Managing Editor Linette LaCriss burst into flames inside her office after a routine argument with staff members.

This time a clothes dryer has claimed the life of Funcrap Editor Dustin Towell.

WARNING: The following photograph is graphic in nature. Viewer discretion is advised.


The remains of Funcrap Editor Dustin Towell were found inside the lint trap of a local clothes dryer yesterday afternoon. (Sandusky Regurgitator photo: Luke Skywarker)


This story is developing.


Coming soon: A Sandusky Regurgitator special investigation into the last hours of Towell's life reveals insight and details into his death.