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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Local Farmers Blamed For Flood Waters

Several local farmers are upset with townfolk for blaming them for the floodwaters that covered the countryside. "They blame us because all we did was bitch about the July drought. They think we jinxed mother nature into dumping a foot of rain on us in one month instead of two," said Jim Jeffords, a local farmer.

Jeffords reports that his soybean crops are doing exceptionally well this month compared to last.