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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Ongoing Flood Coverage: If And When The Levee Breaks

Editor's note: Robert Plant has been a vocal supporter of flood prevention and weather control for over 30 years.

By Robert Plant
Lead Vocalist Led Zeppelin

If it keeps on raining the levee is going to break. And when the levee breaks I won't have a place to stay. The mean old levee taught me to weep and moan. A levee breaking will provide the emotional turmoil required to make a mountain man leave his home.

Doesn't it make you feel bad? When you're trying to find your way home? You don't know which way to go? Crying won't help you, and praying wont do you any good. When the levee breaks, mama, you'll find it necessary and wise to move. All last night I sat on the levee and moaned. I was thinking about my baby and my happy home.

Oh well. I'm going to Chicago for the weekend. I'm truly sorry, but I cant take you.

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