Bus To Be Named "Murman Express"
By Jennifer Growthwool sanduskyregurgitator@yahoo.com
The Sandusky City Commissioners approved the purchase of a brand new city tour bus this afternoon. The bus is scheduled for delivery to the city building next Thursday afternoon.
The city commission also announced that celebrating festivities are being planned. "Our first ritual will be [throwing police chief] Kim Nuesse under the bus," said greenhorn city manager Matt Kline. "With a price tag of $45,000 - give or take a few thousand - this event will be quite a spectacle."
The city commission also announced that celebrating festivities are being planned. "Our first ritual will be [throwing police chief] Kim Nuesse under the bus," said greenhorn city manager Matt Kline. "With a price tag of $45,000 - give or take a few thousand - this event will be quite a spectacle."
City Commissioners also voted 8-1 to immediately sell the bus after the festivities for one dollar to a developer from Columbus. The developer has promised the commission that he will make travelling on the bus more attractive to "higher income" out-of-towners.
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