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Monday, June 09, 2008

Murman Releases Report On Degree Of Chaos City Faces

Mike Murman and associates have released an amended report which includes a graph to illustrate the extensive damage that will be done in the city if Kim Nuesse is allowed to stay chief.




"Obviously these numbers represent only our estimates as to the rise in violent crimes in Sandusky," Murman said in the report, "but the city will devolve into absolute chaos which will involve several plagues, alot of sickness...dogs and cats living together...This chaos is a metaphysical certainty," Murman concluded.