Orchestra Director Promises Musical Adaptation Of Everything That Happened During 20th Century

Firelands Symphony concert goers have been promised by guest conductor Alan R. Scott that he will deliver a show that covers all events which occurred during the 20th century.

Scott promises that his show will vibrantly depict the industrial revolution, the "Great War," post-war Germany, the rise and fall of Adolph Hitler, economic depression in the United States and the Second World War. From there Scott promises to musically explore the rise of communism, the world effects of communism and the Russian revolution.

"After the first act, which might possibly stretch to the 16 hour mark, we will give listeners an exciting rendition of the entire history of aviation," Scott said as he fiddled with his hair.

"Then we're going to mix it up with an 8 hour rendition of post war America. We're using space age sound effects to represent the space race and the world's entrance into the nuclear age." The musical savant said. "It's never been done before. Never. That's all I can tell you. That's all I can tell you."

"If you have the sheer willpower to stay awake, come down and check it out." Scott said.