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Thursday, January 03, 2008

What Has Your Panties In A Bunch?

By Maria Hideherbeard

'Tis the season...

To spend time with family, to trim the tree, to fix some tasty fixin's...

And...

To bitch about what has my panties in a bunch.

I will now loquaciously and wrecklessly tell you what has my panties up in a bunch.

  • Robert Eastrelease. This fella needs to get hit on the head with a clue bat. I dislike him for personal reasons and you should too.
  • Marcie, the bagger from Kroger. She always puts my bread in with the laundry detergent.
  • The Sandusky F###### Speedway. It's bad enough that I have to endure the raucous during the summer months, but do we really need the noise while I'm trying to enjoy a peaceful New Year's day? F###### Speedway.
  • Perkins Township Trustee Bill Dwelle. 'Nuf said.
  • Everyone who waited to do last minute Christmas shopping. They get in my f###### way when I'm trying to do last minute Christmas shopping.
  • The paper delivery boy. If I've told him once, I've told him a thousand times: The paper goes beneath the MAILBOX, not on the porch, you little a$$!

Whew. OK. I'm done. I just had a hotflash and felt like I needed to get that out. Standby though. There's more where that came from.