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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

WEB UPDATE: MORE HEADLINES YOU'RE MISSING IF YOU DON'T READ OUR E-PAPER

These are more headlines you're missing if you don't buy our paper:

  • Perkins Police Investigating Something
  • City Commissioner Makes Witty Comment During Commission Meeting
  • Editorial Board Concludes: 'Guns Are Bad'
  • Buffoon Appears In Public With Watermelon On Head
  • Local Man Obsessed With Football Video Game