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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Pipe Cleaners, Googly Eyes Cut From Elementary School Arts Budget

The Onion

Pipe Cleaners, Googly Eyes Cut From Elementary School Arts Budget

PARAMUS, NJ—"I'd love for students to make Santas with big, bushy beards, but times are tough, and cotton balls don't grow on trees," said Superintendent Jim Eckford.