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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

New Virtual McDonalds To Open On Your Desktop

Staff Reports

Sandusky -- A new cyber McDonalds is scheduled to open on the desktop of your computer next month. The computer animation will be a full service McDonalds and will offer a very convenient way to imagine feeding yourself. The new owner of the McDonalds, Mr. and Mrs. CeeDrive are very excited about moving the location of their cyber restaurant from the server of the computer animation artist who created it onto your hard drive. The new cyber McDonalds will be open 24 hours a day, 7 seven days a week and as long as the power to your computer isn't interrupted. The owners Mr. and Mrs. CeeDrive could not be reached for comment.


The new McDonalds on your hardrive