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Monday, August 13, 2007

Local Boy Attacked By Condominium

A local child was severely attacked by a downtown condominium early Sunday morning. The boy was reportedly walking to church with his parents when the attack occurred. According to several bystanders, the condominium formed "pincer-like arms" and swung them out towards the family as they walked on the sidewalk in front of the condo. More details are expected to be released by the Sandusky Police Department later this week. See later editions of the Sandusky Regurgitator for more editions on this grisly attack.


A local boy writhes in pain after being attacked by an evil downtown condominium