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Friday, July 27, 2007

Unecessary School Resource Officer 'Really Good At Math'

Staff Reports

A recently cut school resource officer from the Perkins police department is reportedly "really good at math," according to Perkins police Lt. Al Matthews. "He's also really good at sweeping floors, emptying pencil sharpeners, and cleaning dry erase boards." Matthews added. "Are you really, really, really sure you want to cut his position?"