If you ever need a good wing man on your next night on the town, you should call our new young reporter, Jacob Ladder. Jacob has made hogs his second calling. No, we're not talking about unkosher barnyard swine. We're talking about the kind of hogs you start eyeing after 7 beers at Shifters. Jacob is our local chubby chaser, hogger, fatty finder, you know all the names. Jacob confided this to me while we were strolling the grounds of the Ottawa County fair. At the end of the day he showed off his secret skill of calling hogs. A few minutes later we had our hands full. So to speak.
Don Fender
Bad Hangnail
I've got a really bad hangnail on the index finger of my right hand. Every time I peel it down, my finger gets swollen and infected. Oh well, I guess I'll never be a hand model.
-- Holly Abraham
Man Pays Water Bill
Several people have paid their water bills on time, said a city worker at the Sandusky Municipal building. This seems to be a regular occurence said the worker.
-- Jacob Ladder
Karoake Fool
While out for drinks with my friends at Boze's bar on state route 101, some guy tried to Karaoke "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi. He really sucked.
-- Holly Abraham
I've got a really bad hangnail on the index finger of my right hand. Every time I peel it down, my finger gets swollen and infected. Oh well, I guess I'll never be a hand model.
-- Holly Abraham
Man Pays Water Bill
Several people have paid their water bills on time, said a city worker at the Sandusky Municipal building. This seems to be a regular occurence said the worker.
-- Jacob Ladder
Karoake Fool
While out for drinks with my friends at Boze's bar on state route 101, some guy tried to Karaoke "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi. He really sucked.
-- Holly Abraham
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