Regurgitator To Provide Real Time Weather Conditions

Are you tired of not knowing the current weather conditions in Sandusky? Don't trust the weatherman? If so, the Sandusky Regurgitator is pleased to announce the existence of an all new neurologically based weather extrapolating system especially designed for Sandusky Regurgitator readers. This hi-tech weather forecasting system is based on an all new cerebral based data platform.

To utilize this new weather forecasting system, place your body near an exterior window and pull upwards on the bottom edge of the window. Be sure that the window is not locked. Turn your head slightly to the left or right and place it outside the window. Use optical sensors located slightly above and on either side of your nose to determine temperature, wind speed, the presence of precipitation and relative humidity. Words and phrases that can help describe the conditions picked up by your optical sensors may include, "Hot, cold, humid, not humid, it sure is nice out, looks like it's going to rain." Log onto http://www.sanduskyregurgitator.blogspot.com/ for more information.