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Monday, July 16, 2007

Local Couple Enjoys Having Sex

Staff Reports

A local man reports that he and his girlfriend really enoy having sex together. James T. Patock, 23, called the Regurgitator several nights ago to report that his girlfriend is one of the best sex partners he's ever had. "She's even better than Amanda, my high school girlfriend, and yo, Amanda was the booooomb," Patock claims.

Patock kindly reported that his girlfriend likes to "spoon," and "take it from behind." Patock provided many more details, but the Regurgitator has decided that this subject is not appropriate for publication.