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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Grief Stricken Family Declines Comment

Staff Reports

A grief stricken family declined to comment on an extremely traumatic event involving their family yesterday. The reasons for the declination are still under investigation, but experts say that families often need "privacy" and "compassion" following traumatic events in their lives. "Please just leave us alone," an unidentified family member stated before waving a Regurgitator employee away. Phone calls to the victim's family were not returned. Experts say that the family has just begun a long journey of suffering and recovery through this tough time.