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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Regurgitator Graphic Designer Charged For Boinking Picnic Table Umbrella Hole

One of our very own graphic design artists Art Price has been charged for boinking an umbrella hole in his picnic table. "I'm very disgusted, but also amazed," says one neighbor, "have you ever seen the size of those umbrella holes?"

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