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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Regurgitator To Harm Public As Public Service

As a public service, the Sandusky Regurgitator is planning on publishing the names, addresses, and ages of all local citizens who are qualified to carry weapons. The list will include all local law enforcement agents and concealed carry permit holders.

As avid supporters of the freedom of information, the Regurgitator is also planning on releasing detailed blueprints of the Erie County electrical supply infrastructure, sewer blueprints, transportation routes of emergency vehicles, detailed schematics of local railroad bridges, and also the best ways to make dirty bombs.

Ohio law specifically states that "journalists" are allowed to access this information therefore, the Regurgitator will provide the public with this information as a public service.