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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Wanted: Burns, Fitzpatrick Rookie Cop Cards

The Sandusky Regurgitator is interested in acquiring (more like scanning, and then returning the card to the owner) the rookie cop cards of infamous Sandusky police officers Melvin Burns, and James Fitzpatrick. We'd also love to get our hands on a rookie Martin Pais card, but seriously doubt that anyone actually still has it.





If you are interested in helping us out with this joke, please send an email to sanduskyregurgitator@yahoo.com

The card will be scanned and then promptly returned. Heck, if you could scan it and then send it to us through email that would be even better.