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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Regurgitator To Pad Content With Onion Material

Staff Reports

The Sandusky Regurgitator is pleased to announce that it will pad it's content with material from The Onion, America's Finest News Source, said Sandusky Regurgitator Managing Editor Robert Eastrelease. "We're doing this to keep our customers informed of national news as well as local news," said Eastrelease, "but mostly we're just lazy and want to provide material that we didn't write ourselves."

Shamelessly incorporating The Onion's material into the Sandusky Regurgitator also gives the 'Gurg a "multimedia" feel, said Eastrelease. "Making fake news clips takes alot of time and work. But The Onion does it for us, so it only makes sense to borrow their work."

The Onion is heralded as "America's finest news source" by its own writers.