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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Ben Affleck Hoping Jason Bourne Has Sidekick In Next Movie

The Onion

Ben Affleck Hoping Jason Bourne Has Sidekick In Next Movie

LOS ANGELES—Affleck envisioned the sidekick as being taller and slightly beefier the Bourne, and who would always look out for his best friend.