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Friday, July 06, 2007

Hyperbole, Caps Lock Used On Internet

Staff Reports

An anonymous writer left a hyperbole laced rant on the Sandusky Regurgitator website yesterday afternoon. Several sentences were typed with capital letters to simulate outrage. "YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE SANDUSKY!" wrote 'CONCERNED' in a thread about Sandusky downtown development. The hyperbole laced rant was ignored by most readers who were forced to waste several seconds of their lives to scroll past it.