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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Economic Development Organization To Merge With Itself, Save You The Runaround

Staff Reports

Greater Erie Marketing has announced that it will make a ground breaking convergence with itself into an all new, cutting edge One Stop Marketing Shop for anyone wishing to invest in Erie County Ohio. The quasi-governmental organization will provide services to area businesses searching for handouts, tax levies, tax abatements and tax exemptions. The organization will also be a one-stop marketing shop which will relieve business investors the added pressure of making phone calls to several different places.

The all new, ground breaking economic development powerhouse is currently searching for a new name. "Grow Erie County Ohio" is currently being considered, but many have dismissed the name as sounding too agricultural. "This place is not about farmland," said the group's representative Mark Gross. "We need a name. Ang a jingle. I'm partial to using the Discount Drug Mart jingle, but we'll see." Gross said, in reference to Discount Drug Mart's promise to save you the runaround.