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Monday, June 18, 2007

New Info On Bike Week Beating

New information has surfaced on a bike week assault that occurred at the Erie County fairgrounds nearly two weeks ago. According to court documents, the victim of the assault had just finished a one line joke that angered nearby Harley Davidson owners who proceeded to assault him. The victim received facial injuries and a loss of manhood.

Sources say that the victim delivered the "What's-the-difference-between-a-Harley Davidson-and-a-Hoover Vacuum Joke" to several tatooed men shortly before the assault. "[telling] Harley owners that the only difference between their motorcycles and a Hoover vacuum is the location of the dirtbag probably isn't the wisest thing to do in the middle of a Harley rally," said Paul Sigsworth, spokesman for the Erie County Sheriff.