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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Waddington To Receive Tender Foot Massage

Dave Waddington is, without a doubt, a blessing to this city. That is why the four members of this editorial board are planning on giving Dan Waddington a tender foot massage until, of course, in due time, he asks us to stop. We will alternate hands, feet and editorial board members if Dan wishes.

We will pay close attention to the balls of His feet and His arches because when you're on your feet as much as Waddington, acknowleding his hard work isn't enough. Sometimes we the people, who make up the public, and the newspaper, must go above and beyond simply being served. We must do the serving ourselves, to set the example for those who are supposed to serve us.

Not often do the members of this board unanimously feel the unfettered warming glow of a particular city commissioner. But for Jim Waddington, we will go above and beyond a mere "attaboy" by creating a warm and loving atmosphere between the newspaper and the public we, and Waddington, serve. The government is made of the people, for the people, and by the people and therefore, Fred Waddington deserves utmost praise.

If our tender and loving foot massage doesn't convince you of our love for Commissioner Waddington, then you need to take a communication class because we are being pretty damn clear.